Weasley Is Our King: Real Keeper (Cheerleader Parody)

Real Keeper

A “Cheerleader” by OMI Parody

Lyrics

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When I need someone lazy
My one solution is my king
Ronald Weasley
Yeah, yeah

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He is always in my corner
Right there with his Scabbers
All these other boys are tempting
But they’re def’ly no cigar
And they say

Harry Potter
[Pre-Hook:]
Do you need me?
Do you think I’m Harry?
Do I make you think of Charlie?
And I’m like no, not really ’cause

[Hook:]
Oh, I think that I’ve found myself a real Keeper
He is always right there, that hot Ginger.
Oh, I think that I’ve found myself a real Keeper
He is always right there on’a CleanSweep-uh.

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[Verse 2:]
He dress like a puff-uh
He drives Hermione
Like he drives a Ford Anglia
Yeah, yeah
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Cause he’s the wizard of love
And he’s got the magic wand
All these other boys are tempting
But they’re def’ly no cigar
And they say

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[Pre-Hook:]
Do you need me?
Do you think I’m Harry?
Do I make you think of Charlie?
And I’m like no, not really ’cause

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[Hook:]
Oh, I think that I’ve found myself a real Keeper
He is always right there, that hot Ginger.
Oh, I think that I’ve found myself a real Keeper
He is always right there on’a CleanSweep-uh.

[Instrumental break]

[Bridge:]
He gives me fun and protection
Harry, did I mention
You are not the boy for me
No I don’t need Chosen one
Mama loves Ron too
She thinks he’s quite the dolly
Now all that’s left to do
Is for me to get past Molly.
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[Hook:]
Oh, I think that I’ve found myself a real Keeper
He is always right there, that hot Ginger.
Oh, I think that I’ve found myself a real Keeper
He is always right there on’a CleanSweep-uh.

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. OMG soooo good, laughing so hard right now

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    1. Thank you so much!

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